tis the season to be jolly fa-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Merry Christmas to one and all! :)

and tis the season to go and relink me. fa-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah-rah!

new blog add would be...

www.jazzicalfarts.blogspot.com

somehow, i think i will change my link next time. i dont like the term "jazzicalfarts" but oh wells.

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ok updating and updated! haha.

HIROMI is good. good as in fucking awesome. awesomeness! her workshop and everything was just friggin awesome.

she inspires the hell out of me. you all gotta see her next time.

oh and see, my com is so screwy. actually more of msn. and then so i'm not going on msn. and amanda is going on msn for me. haha. to check something.

so dont expect to see me online as in msn. but i'll be blogging and all when i can here and there. and i know some have found out bout my other blog. yeah. HAHA. well well, its not ready there yet eh. actually, makes me wonder...why aint i blogging there? haha.

dont ask me. i've still yet to get started with my homework.

and clarissa tung. i've got nothing to blog about. ala. actually, i had a long thought about the what i wanted to blog about, about how hiromi and all but i think i'll do that in the other blog eh. the other blog is not alive yet so just stick to coming here alright. :) haha.

thats all i guess. nothing bout band because today was ...(no comments).

note: do not go over to the blogspot one. stick to this for the time being.

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ala, you people, happy now, updated already.

i've got a list of to dos and more than half, relates to school.

first is literature. i heard ms kang reads blogs. but goodness. i'm traumatised by her. and i'm just imagining the worse that could happen. and apparently, i'm supposed to find her by the end of november. now, 15th dec. how wow. save me. i dont want the worse to happen. i'll just die. the worse is seriously the worse. ok wait. there are two kinds of worse. first worse, i get out of her class. second, i get suspended from band. i'm not surprised if she does that.

second is christmas eve and new year's eve fall on sundays. apparently, on sundays, i have f tuition. how great. LORD KILL ME! but i'm talking to lydia on msn now and she's in fact, helping me.

she's quite a good encourager, i must say. haha.

thirdly, i just found out my hp bill is 97 bucks. LORD KILL ME! and i just found out that the 1000 free messages only applies to the messages i send to other m1 users. WHAT THE FUCK?! my bills used to be 40 and now its 97! WHAT THE FUCK?! argh. 

how great can life get.

get on with life man, audrey.

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the whole reason why i'm depressed. at least i'm depressed about stuff worth getting depressed about. i suppose.

christmas is coming. and this is the time where...all the channels have christmassy logos. or christmas shows. how exciting. but i've yet to go wild taking pics of christmas trees and all. boo. haha.

i found out who's more emo-er than me. natENG! she cries during titanic. wtf?!

this is going to be a random entry.

kill me.

i'm supposed to go bowling today with hc. but i think she forgotten. so ok nevermind i guess. at least i have a free day to myself. for the second time in the whole holiday. the second time i get to sleep and not bother about the time.

i have f tuition work to do and i've to go for tuition make up lesson tmr since i cant make it for tuition next tues because of clarissa's concert. so tmr's going to be crazy! its, legion, violin combined lesson, tuition, jazz workshop! crazy but i like.

i couldnt sleep last night. i slept too early. like 10 plus. and besides that, i slept like in the afternoon already. and then i woke up at 3 just to find out it was 3. so tried my best to carry on sleeping. try figuring out why i couldnt sleep.

i decided to not sign into msn. it keeps logging out. irritating.

jamie is irritating me. his site doesnt update what he doing these few days. argh. wife's getting angry. hmph.

i'm f bored. because i've got too many much things to do but i dont know what to do.

kill me.

today's 15th dec.

10 more days to christmas

about 20 more days to the reopening of school.

and in about a 9 more months, o level.

kill me.

i dont even have the f time to go out and enjoy. chaleting was like a time i could but too bad, it went too fast. i've not done christmas shopping. f it.

kill me.

ah f it. music exams.

kill me.

amanda khoo says that everybody is going so "all i want for christmas is you" and all the shit. since all of you are so cliche, do this if you are my friend, write, "all i want for christmas is MRS CULLUM" it'd do you good. haha.

i've got f school work to do. save me.

kill me.

oh another point from the chalet to be taken down. band members can be super vulgar. from the second we awake to the second we fall asleep or probably even when we're sleeping, we curse. how awesome. haha.

ahhhhhh.

i dont want another breakdown. no. cant do it. it better not happen.

kill me.

stab.

dead.

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it was fun! how cliche but what you expect me to say?

want the details? let me try.

first day, 12th.

followed eunice and amanda to parkway to go fix eunice's phone. apparently, her memory card cant be unlocked. so she has to get a new one. so she waited there at nokia, for like ages, for her turn to only find out that they cant fix her phone. RIGHT. then we went to meet the band com members at ntuc, we were late and yeah, sorry i guess. i suppose we didnt go as wild as last year at a supermarket. because we were busy calculating how much we were spending. it was retarded. we bought, LOTS of DRINKS, that includes 48 cans of jolly shandy, around 5 bottles of drinks, LOTs of CHIPS, and what nots. ok and so, then my mum came. RIGHT. it was erm, choatic (?) when she came. HAHA. anyway, then jo rebecca my mum and i, went to pay for whatever we had, and the stupid lady at the counter took almost forever to settle the payment. she moved bloody slowly, and the jolly shandy part, killer. can die. when i told them,a  carton of jolly shandy costs 3/95. thhey tell me "mei you na meh pian yi de lor" in other words, "it cant be that cheap". and i was like WTF?! so i suppose, they took about 15mins settling the jolly shandy part. i could almost die on the spot. and we spent 99 bucks around there. but at least, i suppose better than the giant fella as what i heard. the fella scanned EVERY SINGLE CUP OF INSTANT NOODLES. and there were about 20? haha. and all were the same price. and turned out, the whole receipt of theirs, were about the length of the one at ntuc. how retarded. HAHA.

made our way to the chalet, unpacked. goodness, i wished i took a pic of the freezer with all the shandy. looks shiok. haha. ok then, we watched teevee and immediately took out the mahjong set once it arrived. like duh. then, i had to leave for tuition. shitness. but tuition was fun because i did my work. but i bet the teacher thought i was being a total ass as i didnt bother to listen. you know, its like you want to be somewhere so badly you dont even bother listening. and plus the topic is so erm yeah. and did i mention i did extra questions for homework. oh the fuckness. anyway, then bought ice for those at the chalet and i could almost die carrying 10kg of ice and my bag which contains, a bottle of wine. gosh. and you know what. which we only drank the you know what. HAHA.

and those at the chalet are the worse asses alive. they watched hot chick wheni was away. and then when i came back, they purposely, i bet so, they PURPOSELY go watch ju on la. fucking asses. so wanting to accomplish something, like watching a horror, i watched. totally retarded when you come to think of why its so scary but its just freaky. its called PHOBIA. SERIOUS phobia. then movie marathoned all the way. in the end fell asleep.

second day, 13th.

woke up, if i'm not i was the last to wake up. i was simply too tired. tuition what, maths somemore. drain all your juices out, how to survive. then woke up, to eat breakfast from macs. and guess what, the idiots, watched yet ANOTHER horror. stupid. cindy poh la. but this horror was like comedy. we were all saying aiya not scared. broad day light. in the end, we started screaming at all the you know, shocking stuff. its just the BOO factor. and then, the funny thing was the HUMPING SCENE! HILARIOUS SHIT!. gosh. i've never seen anyone hump that bad before. in fact, i've never seen anyone hump before. BUT, walao. the sex scene was fucking hilarious. then we keep watching over and over. ok. grossness. and then, we did mute the movie and did sound effects. HAHAHAHAHA. horny us in the morning.

then movie marathon again. and then, went to collect the chicken wings from my mum. and then started on bbq. wanted to go bowl, but was lazy to step out. bbq was fun. as usual. but some asses just kept eating, we got so pek chek just bbqing for them. because they just kept asking for the food. but hey, its band chalet. lets just try to be nice. so we tolerated.  then we had the cake for the seniors. and yes, the white part is part of the design of the cake. RIGHT. haha. tsk la. who ask you all eat the stupid whipped cream right. then come out like shit la. lol.

then we went to swim. i dont get it why they say swimming. its more like playing with water. HAHA. seriously. and it was fucking hilarious because the pool was closed BUT we went in. and then, twice, at different times, this guy, went "HELLO!" then we looked up at the bowling place. then he went "HELLO! the pool's closed!" then all of us, being nat eng, eunice, amanda, cindy, eunice goh, joan lim and me, we went "1, 2, *breathe*" then we went underwater. dont ask me what we were trying to do, like hide from him by going underwater or what because he had a clear view of us from where he was standing. IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS.

then went back, bathed, we did the pair bathing thingy. as in two in the toilet but not together. we just sat there and acompanied whoever's bathing. all thanks to those who wanted to watch the freaking horror movies. then movie again. watched half of white chicks and we all decided to sleep. here's the funny part. we all slept, but somehow i just felt weird. so ok tried so hard to go to sleep. then finally, slept. then next thing i know, awaking to amanda's calling. "eh audrey. do you hear anything?" then i totally freaked out because i heard this "mmmmm *rest* mmmmmm" sound. and it just kept repeating over and over again. i got so freaked out, then i found out, the people who were left downstairs were only eunice gee, sherri, amanda and me. then amanda woke eunice up, and amanda went up to check. all the clarinetists went up la. so ass. then it took somewhat long for amanda khoo to come down and i had to like not think about the sound because it was hell freaking me out. then i was like ahhhh. then in the end, amanda came down and then all of us downstairs ran up. being so freaked out. and then we decided to go down in the end after much freaking in the room. about what could be making that sound. ghost? other chalet? a lizard fucking? totally retarded but hilarious! HAHAHA.

third day 14th

then ended up playing xbox. then watched the second half of white chicks, and chicago. kept falling asleep. this was the funny part. i was in between sherri and amanda khoo. best, dont ask me why i was there. but i have to say, they're the worst snorers ever. worse than my mum. LOL. first was amanda khoo, sherri was still awake. amanda khoo gek ling snore like nobody's business. then we started laughing. ok so nevermind. then after that, sherri fell asleep halfway through chicago. AND, they BOTH snored! gosh, kill me. but it served well because, then, i couldnt hear the mmmmm sound. lol. and in the end, ALL slept except me. then joan woke up. we were all supposed to wake up at 530 to go to the beach.my foot ah. everybody sleep like nobody's business. then lucky joan was up, if not i'd have freaked out already. watched a little ed edd and eddy. then slept. lol. woke up at 9, cleared up. wow.

and came back, to only hear anglican high's clarinets practing really loudly, sounds like as if they're downstairs like a floor below me.

a few pointers to note from the chalet

- trumpeters cant xbox for nuts. we just leave it to the clarinetists.

- percussionists cant breathe and play an instrument for sure because eunice gee cant even NOT laugh after breathing.

- saccb girls are gluttons and barbarians. you should have seen the before and after the bungalow.

i thought of lots of points but i just cant remember now.

chalet, in summary, was really fun.

and to the seniors, thank you for providing so much guidance to us. :)

and to those who came for the chalet, thanks :)

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ultimately, it does.

went to parkway today with amanda, then met cindy. oh man. and we were at coffee bean for 6 hours straight. got the seniors gifts. then cindy left after we finished doing the gifts. and did my maths tuition homework after. you realise, that since my maths homework was on my favourite topic, i actually bothered to do it. quadratic and simultaneous equations. haha. fun.  it wasnt fun. i showed amanda the questions, and she said. "so easy! you give me two hours i do finish!" and i thought i needed LESS than two hours. so we sat at coffee bean doing the sums. and goodness. we spent around close to 2 hours, and being me, or us, unable to do maths for a long period of time, we became brain dead. and then, even the simplest sums, we were unable to do. goodness.

so we packed, left. came back, msned a while to settle the chalet. and guess what, took out my maths and continued doing. and i realised, that the sum we were struggling to do, goodness, it was F easy. i did it in a minute. this proves, that we can never do maths in two hours straight. so how'd you expect me to complete my exam paper not coming out dead?

please understand, its 2 am and i'm going to be chaleting tmr and apparently, i'm not asleep. so i'm talking crap now.

i hope i'd be super high later. :D

hope there'd be lots of people turning up. haha.

gen is making my new blog skin and i'm loving it. haha. thanks a lot gen!

oh those taking the shuttle to the chalet, dont bother about it being available to the members only. if they dont allow you to ride, just say audrey cullum gave you permission what shit am i talking...?! right...but seriously, just go up the bus la. dont care the uncle. haha.

i cant believe i still have to go for tuition tmr even though i have chalet. tsk man.

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i love maths. i love maths. i love maths. not not not.

random word once again. haha.

i paid attention during mass today! how great. seriously. because what the priest said struck me.

i have a weird mother.

my mum's definitions...

stomach ache = hungry

professional band = st pats

tell me what the f. HAHA. like seriously. what the hell. goodness i could almost die when i said i had a stomach ache, she said hungry? i've got porridge. you want? and then i was listening to lord of the dance and then she said who played this? trying to answer without sounding bo chap, i said aiya some professional band. then she asked st pats is it? goodness.

and she just asked me, your chalet got rooms to sleep in not? like stayover. ok so obviously it was a duh but i said why? then i figured...oh shit. and asked her. dont tell me you want to sleep there. she went can or not? then i was like NO WAY. haha. call me mean. but you all should know why i did that. i bet even if she stayed over, she cant sleep. because we'll be making so much noise. duh.

cant wait for the chalet!

and under the inflluence of eunice and amanda, i have woken up. i suppose. i shall try my best to do my work. i gave up going to the saf concert to stay home and do my work and practice my instruments. hahah. lets see.

details of the chalet!

http://www.esrcc.com.sg/contact/location.html

its the tanah merah one.

committee members, i suppose you all know what to bring for the first day eh?

i'll keep you all updated on the shopping before the chalet and what to bring. :)

oh bungalow 19, checking in 3pm on tues, checking out at 9am on thurs.

please try to spread the message to all saccb members only ah. no bf or mothers. HAHA.

i hope it turns out well. thats if a lot of people turn up.

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the holidays can only be boring because you're not doing your homework.

i have to thank my brother, for knocking some sense into me.

to my true friends, thank you for being there for me.

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was awesome!

NEW YORK NEW YORK WAS A BLAST!

i love the clique. sorry if you think i changed(?) because of too much self obsession with the pictures or whatever but yeah. sorry.

but i hope we all had equal fun altogether. its been a long time since we got together! :)

i cant elaborate much on the clique outing, it was such a blast, i got high, i cant express it in words. how cheesy but yeah, its true. and this is not to be a privilege for those who arent in the clique. HAHA. i'm mean. but yeah, its like that. its only for the clique to know. HAHA.

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i love you guys. the seniors, the juniors. everyone.

i've decided to not go on msn for a period of time. i mean it could be a way for me to stop being distracted from what i'm supposed to be doing. as how kt would put it, things happen for a reason.

i'm going to start my entry from after band, because band was boring. and i cant believe that today is the thrid last day where the usual people being cindy, weelyn, eunice amanda and me gather TOGETHER before a band practice. this is depressing. i wanted to cry when eunice told me. so band practice was boring. punishment day today. ah heck.yes 24 rounds. did 14 today. anyway, then. smart me did something so smart i still cant believe i did that.

after band, being part of my diet plan, i decided to go buy some fruits. bought 3 pieces of fruits. took me forever to eat them. dont ask why. so. went to 7-11 and watched the others eat as well. other stuff. and then when i came out of  7-11, i started with this loooong fart. then i realised oh shit. i'm going to start farting. so having tuition after that, not considering the fact that i'm going to be seated in the same position in an enclosed area for 3 consecutive hours. and so, yes, i had to keep my fart in place, inside my bowel system for 3 hours. GOSH!. it was torturing. sec 3 tuition. so i felt smart since we did a topic i kinda likes. simultaneous equations and quadratic. chicken. lol. so yeah. there's this kc girl in my class. i so bet she hates me because i kept staring at her. because what went through my mind was "oh she's such a typical kcian." haha. i'm mean. but seriously. i know her though. as in seen her before.

cant wait for tmr's dinner at NEW YORK NEW YORK! woots! i think we might make a fool out of ourselves there. but HECK, as long as we have fun.

i STILL hate tuition.

and natENG, yeah, i love that quote. HAHA. just make your quotes plain and simple i suppose. :)

when i want something, or should i say, when WE want something, we make sure we get it. we make sure we TRY OUR BEST to get it. well, we, the band girls, want...two days of concert. haha. if we only have one day, its like...er, right, it'll all be school people only? haha.

and weelyn, TSK you! BOO YOU! to think i helped you with him. and you treat me this way? what nonsense. TSK!

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dont tempt me with food. i'll treat you as the devil if thats the case. haha.

mdm sim. I HATE HER!

FUCK HER!

she's the only one who has managed to boil my blood really well in less than 10 mins. or would i say, less than a minute. congrats to her.

woke up early to collect the curry puffs. then reached school EARLY! ok and then, all the normal shit, and went to hall. faced the fucking sim fake choo! she has not changed at all. she asked the most retarded questions! I HATE HER! I HATE HER! I HATE HER! GOD! PLEASE PLEASE SAVE US! she's the most fucking fucktard i've ever met. she acted oh so fucking pitifully in front of pfa. oh fuck it, stop the fucking whines! i was almost on the verge of answering back to her. but no, i just kept my mouth shut. because i know arguing with her would not be of any help. so i tolerated. tolerated and tolerated. do you know how bad it was?! it was so bad, i'd rather be stuck in a room, enclosed with chinese pop music repeating over and over again and do a maths sums. NOW I SUPPOSE YOU KNOW HOW BAD IT WAS EH?!

ok. so loyang arrived, then ccps. shant eleborate but i think the combined practice didnt go really well? but i suppose its just a matter of experience.

then proceeded on to go watch deck the halls. officially, the second movie in which i slept. first being chicken little. i was too tired and the plot was rather retarded. i advise all, to not watch it. went to marina, then off to raffles to check out the barbie dolls. oh wait, ok so at marina, when you come out from the cinema, you end up in the open area. and since it was exceptionally very windy, we started taking pics. jumping, doing emo shots and all. it was hilarious. i totally felt like kt. LMAO! HAHA. that's bout it? i guess.

oh wait. i forgot to blog about the barbie show at raffles yesterday. so, i was trying to get a picture of the crowd who would waste time to stand and watch people dress up as barbie dolls dance. and so, i tip toed, tried taking a over head view. and then, this woman dodged. as in bent down, thinking she would block or something. and i said really loud "am i that short?" haha. to amanda. ok and then so when i viewed the picture, this ang moh guy who was really tall, came to me and asked "shoot up?" as in, he kinda offered to help me take the picture. OH MY GOSH! so freaking nice eh? yeah, but being me, taken aback by his kindness, i said no. so damn. i dont have one good shot of the crowd. HAHA. consisting of kids. lol. if only everyone in the world would be THIS nice. its like a stranger approaching a stranger. would YOU ever do that? bet not. so, i wonder if it'd be like that when we go to hawaii. woots.

my brother tried cancelling msn. so now, i'm signing in by web messenger. dumbass. he doesnt want me to be online all the time. WHATEVER. so yeah, this is as shitty as it can get. so, sometimes when i'm so irritated to come online, i wouldnt even turn on msn. so yeah. web messenger is pretty sucky as well. i cant see anyone's dp.

next year's concert, postponed to 3rd march. is that supposed to be good or bad? i have no idea. at nafa. 300 people. limited seats. which can be actually be quite depressing. because there'd be quite little people watching. and to include, i miss VCH. haha. i'll ask a number of people. but i bet they wouldnt come. its a whopping twenty bucks. i wouldnt go. HAHA. oh and guest performing for the ccps concert? COOL! haah. that can serve as another concert eh?

and natENG, what quote are you talking about? haha.

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i dont like the feeling of being told what to do. i hate being forced to do something.

somebody please refresh me what i have on the 22nd of dec. it sounds like a very familiar date but i just dont know what i have on that date.

the computer is screwy right now. the screen is pink! PINK?! argh. i'm straining my eyes to just entertain you people who come back to my blog to read the entries. i'm so nice eh.

so tuition wasnt as bad as i thought it would be. it was quite alright. the teacher spent more time talking than teaching. HAHA. and i thought the students purposely kept asking questions to keep him talking. but apparently not. it was quite alright. haha. well, then met amanda to go watch my cousin, mel perform outside the esplanade. bought her a sunflower. pretty pretty sunflower. it was actually nicer than the one i got for azrul.

then, we went hunting for christmas presents. got some noted down. all i need is the money and the time to go get it.

cant wait for combined tmr. :)

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i need the ka ching ka ching. i feel bad spending so much of jamie's. HAHA. yeah right.

because i did. i took out my maths fys. wrote down all the answers, and attempted the first question. went out pretty fine until now. i only did less than a whole question and i gave up. ok audrey, perservere. i think i shall go back and try after i use the computer. ok concentrate. honestly, i cracked my brains already. maths is just NOT my thing.

the ultimate doomsday tmr awaits me. i think i would be the black sheep of the tuition class.

oh, in advance, this is a summary of my saturday...

a whole day spent at home doing nothing but work. i guess it has to be this way.

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the jamie obsession.

yes, it is. we do it all the time when we're bored in the train. eunice will take out her phone, then look at the list of people who switched their bluetooth thingy on as well. then we'll see, the possibillities of who being who. the most retarded thing we've ever done is to just randomly call the person's name out. so halfway through a journey, we'll go like "ANDREW!" spasm. at the acsi concert yesterday, there was a whole list, weird names like "october", "miss miserable" (WTF?!) and stuff. hilarious shit.

the vs concert was quite nice. they played chronicles of narnia! haha. nice. shuweet. the emcees, were super retarded and lame. alumni members somemore. they were quite casual i must say. i have no idea if it was planned or what. lol. well, i have no comments about sch. first time there. why does everybody think i took part in syf 2005? and you know what? sir was the conductor of vs before. and they had ppt slides of the old days, and there were quite a number of pics of him. and i think, he was there. somehow. i miss him.

ok band today was fun. haha. dont wanna elaborate eh.

christmas shopping soon.

reality check: 38 (?)  more days to the start of school 2007!

                       about 60 more days plus to my piano exam.

i want to cry so badly. cry.

I DONT WANT TO GO FOR TUITION! ITS HELL TORTURE! 

although i dont know how it'd be like, but i know for sure, its going to be hell! ARGH!

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wake up!

i'm trying to stay up. impossible. my eyes can close any minute now.

came back from the acsi concert at around 12 plus. late i know. latest i've come home...after a concert. haha. well, gosh. anyway, it was quite good i must say. including the fact of all their gimmicks. yes, i think gimmicks was a wow. haha. loved it. but at times, you could sleep. FARAH SLEPT!. amanda, we're all betting you'll sleep during the temasek one. cant wait to win some ka ching ka ching.

about previous post, the term guys exclude jamie cullum, alright. so nat eng, you dont come and okay me.

i love night safari. its very interesting. haha. its rather catchy eh. haha. co is leaving tmr for shanghai? yes. awesomeness! peace in the school. i cant wait for next monday's combined practice. i think it might be interesting eh? so band today, i was late. sorry. i went back to sleep after waking up. and then ms chua came to talk to us about syf. i know my eyes are rolling right now. ok firstly, the school. i think the talk thingy was meant more for our dearest principal to hear rather than us. why shouldnt we get the impression that its a competition? as what mr de said, we all get the impression its a competition because we're trying compete with ourselves. to be better than the previous time. then why shouldnt it be treated as a competition? reason being, its just a judging thing. what shit. tell that to our principal then. because from what we see now, i dont think she thinks that way. i think syf is a benchmark as what ms chua said. yes a benchmark for the wrong reason. a benchmark to see where that particular cca group stands and then, our principal will treat you according to her table of how-should-i-treat-this-cca-group-in-view-of-their-syf-results. yes. get my point. judging, yes, it is but...i dont think we're getting that impression from the school. maxine was just merely answering ms chua's question in the way ms chua wanted to hear it.

come to think of it. i think the band is getting rather complacent. cindy made me think again when i was sitting in the acsi concert. yes, i was thinking when they mentioned about nbc. considering the fact, we entered as c division, got a on the dot gold, i dont think we're good enough. i think we were just lucky. honestly, in my opinion. dont blame me for thinking that way.

band tmr, i think i'll be up late again. argh. so bloody tired. somehow, i cant wait for our concert to come. :)

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the term "standard tests" sounded so ...strange. very.

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BOTHER READING THIS PART! HAHA.

after reading weelyn's reply to my comment at her blog, i decided to blog this out...

i, audrey liaw, will never be boy crazy. i will stay faithful to jamie cullum. and i will never crush a guy or girl at the moment. HAHA. seriously. I WILL NOT GO CRAZY OVER A GUY! because as cliche or as childish as this might sound, i think guys are idiots. haha. :)

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dont bother reading...because nothing happened today. except the fact, we once again, since a very long time, didnt play the migrate-during-band-practices game. boo our school.

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there is NO such thing as boredness. LOL.

ok lets just start from the beginning since i'm in the blogging mood today..

i woke up at 9. and ignored the juniors' messages and calls when they asked where was i, because they thought i was supposed to be there for their fall in. well, too bad. you people just gotta take charge. and await for tmr's punishment. MUAHAHAHA. wait and see. :) i was earlier than the rest in meeting them la. still say i cant wake up. WHATEVER. i stayed up the latest and was the earliest. see. i reached bedok inter at like...10.15 and called eunice, messaged cindy. and guess what, both were still sleeping. eunice best. i call her, she went "hmmmm?" like as if nothing happened. then met amanda and weelyn in macs, proceeded to kfc. i hate fastfood i repeat. but i suppose, i had no choice? hawker food wasnt that good either. so yeah, it was so bloody cold in kfc.

cabbed down to school for band. it was awesome i didnt have to be down in the morning. i'm sick of waking up early to do drills. and so anyway, went to school, and the band didnt even look like a band. ok maybe it did sound as loud as the normal size but goodness it was pathetic. haha. ok had sectionals on the set piece. and it was really boring. and moreover pb was practicing near us, so noisy, we started doing the elephant call. on purpose but after that, we became serious. only 4 trumpeters. didnt get much done. because we covered everything except the elephant call. because we werent quite sure. and so, combined in hall. brass and percussion. played halfway, got interrupted by CO. goodness. they had some recording shit. so this was the funny part. we started singing our parts. for pieces like the set piece, virginia, fantasy, pirates, and almost did loch lomond and shrek. it was hilarious. esp the percussion. they sounded like losers. TOTALLY.

so moving on, did carolling in the band room with dearest cindy poh. it was hilarious. then managed to persuade weelyn and eunice to go to watch step up with amanda and me. oh man and i did something really embarrassing. we took cab to orchard. and there were five of us. the uncle stopped for us. i went to the front window and told him "uncle, wo men you wu ge ren, yi ge drop zai bedok mrt, si ge zai orchard drop. ke yi ma?" translated, "uncle, we have five people, one's dropping at bedok mrt, the other four at orchard. possible?" and wtf was with my language?! haha. and that wasnt the embarrassing thing. its embarrassing because, turned out the uncle was MALAY!. hahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha! gosh. ok. so watched step up at cathay, missed part of the beginning, thanks to buying popcorn we didnt even eat. and drinks we didnt even touch and ended up throwing the two cups of drink away. how wasted. gosh. my money down the drain. argh.

went back, erm, went crazy in the train(?) stupid weelyn la. ok first started with eunice gee, she sang pirates, and got the song into my head i couldnt stop singing after she left. then weelyn, when i told amanda "walao, you leave me here with her. aiya, i shall go down at eunos and take a bus home", she immediately pushed me. WTF. haha.

ok here's the part. so i took 14 back home. and i was talking to weelyn on the train not long before about how kiasu people can get when alighting a train or the bus. and then in 14, i was dreaming. and then ok so i was estimating when i should get down the bus. so while i was halfway down the stairs near the stop, i realised, the bus wasnt stopping. i came down, looked out, THE BUS WENT PASS THE STOP!!! i looked like an idiot and felt like a loser. lol. weelyn says this is retribution. apparently, i forgot to press the bell. and i had to walk home in the end. gosh. irritating. lol. but it was good, since i ate alot today. alot as in alot. so i needed to walk anyway. goodness. i suggest everyone believe in retribution. it really happens.

my mum's not at home. i dont even know what she'll be back. HAHA. she's only away for a few days. should be 3 i think. and then, yesterday, she acted as in she'll be gone for 3 years or something. she, kept telling me what to do. "eh, you go buy shoe ah, can use this voucher. go buy la. quite worth it." "you know ah, when you hungry you know what you can do? use this begawan solo voucher go exchange for cake..." "wtf?! (yes, i say the fuck word to my mum) HAHA. this voucher is valid till next year. i can always cook my own food. damn it, you'll only be gone for 3 days, not years. LMAO!" yes that was what happened yesterday.

for my own sake, i shall just inform myself what i have in dec. starting from tmr...and shit i totally forgot about literature! i supposed to go find ms kang. SHIT! argh.

29th nov - band

30th nov - band, acs concert

1st dec - band, vs concert

2nd dec -

3rd dec - mel's gig @ esplanade!

4th dec - band with loyang and ccps

5th dec - band

6th dec - band

7th dec - band

8th dec - band

9th dec - sac junior band at jbp!

10th dec -

11th dec -

12th dec - band chalet [tang quartet's concert! but have not gotten the ticks]

13th dec - band chalet

14th dec - band chalet

15th dec -

16th dec - hiromi workshop!

17th dec - SA at jbp, HIROMI concert!

18th dec -

19th dec - dance concert aka comic relief. JK. haha!

20th dec - band, temasek concert!

21st dec - band

22nd dec - band

23rd dec -

24th dec - midnight mass! WOOTS!

25th dec - CHRISTMAS! WOOTS!

26th dec -

27th dec - band

28th dec - band

29th dec -

30th dec -

31st dec - NEW YEARS EVE! WOOTS!

that excluded everyone's birthday. haha. damn it, its all filled with concerts. and not to forget, shopping for christmas presents and dates with friends, my cousin and all. oh shit. i just remembered. homework. gosh. ARGH. if you want a date with me, book fast. limited period of time only. HAHA.

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november is coming to an end.

i wouldnt even say it was an exchange because it never was. it was just a combined practice. and we were freaking out for no apparent reason because there was actually nothing to be scared of. it was kinda relaxed and slack because the set piece is rather..not as detailed as singapore rhapsody. we just played the second movement of which. was rather. no-comments-because-i-dont-know-how-to-comment. haha.

i was the only girl in first trumpet and probably the worse? haha. ok not really, because there were so many of us, i couldnt hear the person beside the person beside me. so i could only hear the SA and SAJC guys. they were nice. i think the SAJC people were friendly. haha. it was really funny when it came to the part everyone had to make all the jungle animals sounds, it was rather noisy it became funny. haha. esp the elephant part. all the trumpeters or would i say cornet people just anyhow whack. lol.

then came back to school, ate the simei-ans and the sec 3 part of the clique at the bedok inter hawker centre. amanda cindy and me one table. the rest another. so amanda and cindy just told me everything that happened during band. the amanda tan part to be specific. it was funny and erm..sad. haha. and let me say, i'm going to end my life on earth by dying of lung cancer. i passive smoke TOO much. goodness. i cant even have a decent meal in the hawker centre without smelling cigarette smoke. and i was feeling super duper nice today so i bought the tissue from those people who asked whether you wanted tissue. you know the one dollar shit. and then not being in the right state of mind, i asked the lady how much the tissue was. and according to cindy she said "yi quai, bu hui ting ah?" in english, "one dollar, dont know how to hear ah?" WTF. and to think i didnt hear that and bought it. its called hao xin bu hao bao. thats what i said at the hawker centre. and amanda and cindy, when they heard me say the phrase, they said tonight confirm will have pigs flying. ok. go see. lol. i passed my chinese for goodness sake. lao shi is damit proud of me alright. haha. except of mdm chen la. she sucks. i tell her i got C6, she tell me "C6 ONLY?!" wtf. oh whatever to stupid grades.

i think adam gorb has nothing better to do. lol. his composition is very...retarded. although i suppose it might sound nice altogether. but to think of it, its quite interesting. contradicting myself. i know. but dont care. 160. gosh. how do you even do that?

so yeah, nothing much today i suppose.

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band practices act as a trip to the gym for me because i have tosc run around hool all the time.

firstly, and for the first time, i've gone shopping today, and got everything i wanted to. the little britain dvd, a planner for 2oo7, and lastly and fortunately, THE Q MAG! woots!

well, ok this should be a short post. violin in the morning, left the house at 9 when my lesson starts at 9. how wonderful. got scolded for not being able to sight read fast enough. then to church. before that, i was dozing off everywhere, in the bus back home, at home while practicing the piano, and during homily in church. gosh. i think the fr greg like saw me dozing off but heck. anyway, then had a conference call with farah and sherri, and then met eunice, weelyn, cindy...and an uninvited guest, kieran. gosh. i hereby officially say that i would never want a younger sibling. gosh. please. lucky i dont have one. going out with kieran was tiring. (i just took a minute figuring out how to spell tiring) gosh. anyway, noise, and fights. that was what the entire shopping experience was about. although we didnt do much shopping, i'm like seroiusly super duper tired. see, you people better apreciate me shopping with yall, i gave up going to the NCO reunion bbq and i gave up my piano lesson. actually, it was more because i didnt practice so i didnt wanna go. had coffee bean! its been a long time. and we saw this really fucking hot guy there. lol.

all i want for christmas is a well tuned piano. yes i need it and i want it real bad. and i also want supernatural powers. HAHA. just kidding. but i'm serious about the well tuned piano part though. i just realised that there are really nice songs in my brother's ipod. although there can really be gay ones like bsb. LOL.

dont worry, we'll all just screw up tmr. i'm seriously, kidding. haha. just treat it as a practice. we'll all just be there to learn. at most, just cry on the way back to school. i hope i dont get into my emotional period tmr. i cry like in just a snap of the fingers when i'm feeling so stressed and emotional. seriously. its really depressing. see, that's a reason why i am not happy.

keiran officially thinks i blow the straw in band. HAHA.

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cindy for once, said that jamie looked good. HAHA. and she just kept repeating till it sounded as if she was lying, when she wasnt.